The Blackest of Mattes: December 2009

Yme-Loc invasion

I have had a couple of emails from people asking me to display my Eldar Army. I know that I have shown it a few times here but I dont remember if I have released this video, or one like it, on the blog.
I want to say thank you to all the readers out there as I know there hasnt been any real new advances on the chaos army but I promise that they will be coming in floods in about two weeks. I am having surgery on my ankle and I will be home with nothing to do but finish a chaos army for 6 weeks!

I know what to do with all that holiday money!!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Battle for Salvation in White Plains, NY

Everyone, well almost everone, from Battle for Salvation in White Plains, would like to wish everyone Happy Holidays.

Happy Birthday James!!

The Band wagon!! What an excellent seat!

Well its that time of year again, a new codex, another end of the world. Except this time, I have decided to help usher in this apocolypse!!! Announcing right here and now, I bought my very own tyranid army!!!!!!! I am not going to say anything about the new codex, because I couldnt give a care how good it is! It will have good things, it will have bad things but what I know for a fact is that it will have great new models. I bought Ultrabob's tyranids off him, who in turn bought them off of me! What goes around comes around? That, I know is a fact! Anyway enjoy the battle report!

Organized are we?

Dark Lord cape construction part 3

Warmongering in White Plains, NY

Like the video says, We have had a lot of new players come through the past year. None of them have been as Zealot as this guy!

Sorcerer Lord cape construction part 2

Sorcerer Lord cape construction part 1

Real life Mother effing tactics

Holy crap where do I begin? Should I worry about what may be interpreted as hubris, or should I tell a great story? Well I obviously have already made that decision since I am here writing this. I cant help, it as I am beaming with joy at what has unfolded. When I go home to my native Springfield, IL I am going to get, "mad props," for this. Oh damn I cant wait to see some of my oldest and dearest friends. Hahahahaha!! Have I built it up enough!??!
Introducing to my left, Matt Mitrione! Ex NY Giant, Ex Minnesota Viking professional football player, and now the winner of a televised UFC fight. HAhahaha, gotta give the guy a plug right!

www.mattmitrione.com

So Saturday night I was flipping channels watching T.V. and land on the Spike channel and watch for a few moments as they introduce each fighter and I laugh to myself that one of the contenders reminds me of someone who I had an "encounter," with in high school during a indoor soccer match. Then while announcing their bios, they mention that both fighters are EX NFL players. My eyes and grin widen to the point that Gollum would be put to shame! When I was in high school, I got into a fist fight with this slow wit and beat his ass. Not malicously, but heroicly as he was much bigger and stronger than most and was using that advantage to bully his way. This is no joke and I am telling no tales here, mister! When things broke out, all he knew was attack, and attack he did, recklessly!!! Peppering him with jabs and staying away from him, I waited until the fool tripped over his own feet and landed face first at mine. Opportunity knocked, so I answered and knocked right back, HARD! I embarrassed him since he didn't land one punch and he left with his head held low. As with most jocks or anyone who is used to dominating their field, it is SO easy to turn their arrogance and incorrect prejudice of your weakness into a weapon that you can use to turn the tables on them and beat them down. Just be careful, there is a reason they are overly confident in themselves. You better come out swinging and seize the opportunity when it presents itself or you'll end up another notch in his belt!