My fellow battle brothers, I have failed you all!!! For this there is no excuse!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brother Captain James came over to my house to look at some electric wiring, and whenever he is around, I always try to have a camera in hand. As he unscrewed the faceplate without turning off the power, I stepped back but without turning on the camera! OHHHHHH I am so sorry that you all missed the hair raising event of BCJ shocking the hell out of himself. Since he was already kneeling down when he shocked himself, he curled into a ball and rolled backwards. My balls jumped into my throat, but return to the relaxed position when I laughed them all the way back down! What made it even better, and more of a crime since it is not on tape, is that he made perfect eye contact with me as he rolled over stiff as a board! I am sorry, INTERWEBS, I have failed to bring you comedy gold!! Instead, enjoy the battle report I taped last week!!!